debooting

Waiting for your (compute)r to shut down.

We could not leave (work) until our computers were done debooting.

by Momma 24 March 11, 2010

DeBolting

The act of a man cumming in his hand then washing it down the bathroom sink after sex because his partner wont allow him to cum in/on/near her.

Ryan got caught DeBolting in the bathroom.

by Birdieth November 2, 2012

Decoying

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.

Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!

by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013

Interior decorating

After eating 50 buffalo wings and a McFlurry, you bend over in front of the wall and paint the walls with your spraying shit.

Dude, I just ate so much shit. I really think my bathroom needs some interior decorating. I'll be right back.

When we got back from wings to go, my friend paid me to interior decorate my bathroom. He did a pretty pleasant job; it had a full smell with a nutty note to it.

by Knowvis May 29, 2010

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.

why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying

by tt251 December 19, 2021

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022