Deathcrush

Loves docking bitches, all day every day. It's what he does. Also, he likes eating gravel. Hell, he might even dock bitches, while eating gravel. Or maybe he even docks gravel, but that seems a bit too far.

If deathcrush walks into a room full of bitches, you know those bitches are getting docked. Or if he walks into a room full of gravel, you know that shits gonna get eaten.

by Brothar<3 November 5, 2009

DeathCup

Syrup,A drug that can be taken by mouth

There goes lil wayne carrying around that deathcup

by Namecreator August 5, 2008

Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005

Deathcation

The length of time your workplace grants for the grieving of "close" relatives you care nothing about.

Our evil step-mother kept the news of my estranged father's death from us in an attempt to deny us our celebratory deathcation.

by Daddy's Girl2318 October 13, 2011

deathcake pro

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.

Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."

by Epicosity II May 10, 2011

deathcrastinate

Procrastinate so much you end up dead

Poor lazy Lary deathcrastinated, if only he went to see a doctor.

by Not-a-Dictionary February 23, 2019

deathcap

n. Headgear worn symbolically whilst pronouncing a death sentence. The traditional black mini-veil worn over the wig by venerable British Lord Justices has recently been supplanted by a tacky white USA ball cap available at the gift shop.

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Don’t make me put on the deathcap. You do not want to meet my little friend Canada.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026