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lifeguard dat hoe

When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.
Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
by skunkel January 11, 2009
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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.
Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.
by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008
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robocop dat hoe

when you coat a hoe's hair in cum and stick a metal bucket on her head so when she wakes up she looks like robocop.
damn i robocop dat hoe after spidermanning, batmanning and supermanning her first.
by Patty Mayonnaise January 1, 2008
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superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe slang term used by the rapper Soulja boy in his hit single crank dat.
to skeet on a females backs and then put the sheets over it.
superman dat hoe
by josh n mike October 17, 2007
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juggernaut dat hoe

when you're fucking a girl from the back, you proceed to bust on her back, and when she turns around you punch her in the face & yell "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
juggernaut dat hoe - next day scenario: "yo you shoulda seen this bitch I fucked last night; she gave me some fucked up look after I busted on her back so I had no choice but to punch her in the face, she must have not known who I was."
by Bojan & Hope April 12, 2008
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crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008
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Hulk attack dat hoe

Rip off yo shirt, cum on yo knuckles, and punch dat hoe in da face.
Dat hoe wouldn't put out, so i decided to hulk attack dat hoe.
by Tyrone Shoes November 6, 2007
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