Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.

When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.

by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010

Dagmar

Dagmar is the name of a smart, funny, extremely sexy, beautiful and she is just one of a kind. She loves to dance and parties all the time. She is also extremely clever and loves to read books. When she walks down the street, not only boys, but also girls turns their heads to see what a hottie that just walked past them. She is also so down to earth and she has so much swag!

Guy1: Omg, you should have seen this girl! She was amazing.
Guy2: Ohh, was she a Dagmar or what?
Guy1: yearh! She was soooo hot
Guy2: Ohhhhh nice!

by just.as.good.as.google.com October 14, 2011

Savage Damage

1. A person who is damaged in a savage way.

2. Something That takes damage in a savage way.

Hey your "savage damaged"

That bridge was savage damaged by the floods.

by 17 inch dildo February 3, 2012

damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.

"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"

by gsxrchi September 17, 2012

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

Dagmawi

Dagmawi means "the second coming", or "junior".

Dagmawi Menelik (a.k.a Emperor Menelik II)
Dagmawi Tilahun (singer)
Dagmawi Woubshet (scholar)

by Andu Fara December 31, 2010

percy-damage

Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.

Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.

by donkey81 April 7, 2008