dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016

Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 7, 2017

dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Dangling Fury

Hanging testicle sac in heat

Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.

by tony from the lido September 20, 2011

dangling nipple

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder

Man that old lady had some dangling nipples

by dave ledford November 2, 2011

Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.

I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

dangling participial phrase

an uncompleted phrase leaving one wondering what is supposed to be said next.. "the bear happened upon, eating a log"

"jumping through the forest, the end" thats such a dangling participial phrase

by sonorareyes April 6, 2009