driving for two

verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. Said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. Maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder

Friend: Dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn't he just take the shoulder?

Me: He must be driving for two...

by outlaw pr March 25, 2011

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Your driving finger is the longest finger.

by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007

driving award

Noun, Another name for a DUI or DWI violation.

Dale got picked up last night driving home, cop gave him a driving award.

by Br King April 12, 2008

driving back to Rochdale

Going to apologise to someone you've just been talking to very shortly after having bid them fairwell, for something you didn't realise you'd done wrong.

From the so-called "Bigotgate" affair (28th April 2010) during the 2010 UK General Elections, when PM Gordon Brown had to apologise to a lady in Rochdale he'd just spoken to, for calling her "bigoted" after he had spoken to her and got in the car to leave, not realising his radio mic was still on.

Why don't you remind me it's your birthday/our anniversary/Valentine's Day BEFORE I go off to work in the morning? My whole life is spent bloody driving back to Rochdale.

by The_Seaward April 29, 2010

Driving Stick-Shift

When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.

Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"

Friend- "Who drove?"

Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."

Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"

by LeGeNdKiLleR69 June 7, 2014

Driving me up my nuts

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."

Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

by naughtybynature June 28, 2019

driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.

Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!

by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007