Flicky flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

dilly donker

Like Willy Wonka But a sex shop factory ,you need a golden condom or dildo to get in.

Mr. Garrison: Hey look Mr. Slave I won the golden dilly now we can go to Dilly Donkers <Possibly chocolate> factory.
Mr. Slave: OH jus-us chirst

by xvirtualslayerx November 2, 2013

dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015

wise donker

a fucking idiot.

"heard of wise donker?" "oh, him?" "hes a fucking retard" "i know"

by yo other other mama February 22, 2020

dinker-donker

Dinker-donk- the scientific name for tunsignal. Derrived from the sound it makes: dinker donk

That bitch forgot to use his dinker-donker!

by Amanda January 11, 2005

Honker Donker

The honker donker another word for gorgeous juicy dangling tittys. A guy’s favorite thing.

“I would love to see your Honker Donkers”

by Doney honker February 19, 2021

Trans-donker

The act of donkey punching a man, causing his testicles to retract into his abdominal cavity; then quickly tucking his penis between his buttocts and flaring out his foreskin into simulated labia before he fully regains consciousness.

I gave my dad a trans-donker the other night. When he stood up he reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He has not made eye contact with me since.

by I am FALL January 4, 2011