human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".

The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009

disaster porn

Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.

"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"

by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007

Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013