Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

dickslexia

1.Confusion of the penis, when it has difficulty with performing normal functions
2.Also used as a general insult

1.So it's just you and Jean-Luc tonight Brenda?
No, he's come down with dickslexia

2. HAHAHA, you have dyslexia!
At least i'm not DICKSLEXIC like you, Keith

by Ralph loves Martin December 9, 2008

dickslexia

Someone who blames his spelling on having dyslexia but everyone know that there just thick as shit

Tony: have you got the address of that resturant
man: yeah sure here it is sorry about the speling ive got dyslexia
tony: oh..........sure its not Dickslexia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

Dicklewickeling

Dipping a dick into candle wax as a sexual pleasuring technique.

She was dicklewickeling me all night!!

by Dominique's Dominatrix April 9, 2010

dicklepickle

when your dickle is smaller than a nickel

fred has a dicklepickle

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Dickslice

An insult applying to a guy that is a dick, but because of being kicked in the crotch a lot when they were a child, etc...The "Slice" part is because of it being damaged, resulting in immature rage.

Jimmy: "Did you see what Daren said to me back there?!!"
Charlie: "Yeah, he's a classic Dickslice."

by HelloPity September 2, 2013