Diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"He diagonal nosed her, dude."
"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
"No, man, what happened?"
"He diagonal nosed her, dude."
"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
by Dapper Damp June 10, 2022
Get the diagonal nosing mug.Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.
My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.
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Get the diagonally mug.A girl with many secrets and hidden talents. Nefarious and invisible to her peers. Most likely goth.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.
If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.
She is waiting to be discovered but, the variety of personalities, problems, and past experiences she carries with her are preventing that. For now, all she can do is hide behind her notebook.
If, and only if she opens up, the world will truly know pain and suffering.
Some girl1: who is that?
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*
SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait
Some girl2: I think her name is Diagon... she’s a bit creepy.
SG1: she LOOKS a bit creepy. I’m gonna keep my distance.
Diagon:*looks up*
SG2: we should go... NOW!
Diagon: *mumbles* you just wait
by WPD#9999999 December 17, 2018
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Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.
Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.
"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"
"No, man, what did he do?"
"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"
"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
"No, man, what did he do?"
"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"
"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."
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