The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.
Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.
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Get the diabarfa mug.A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
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Get the Type 1 Diabetes mug.The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
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