When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."
by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010
Get the Impatient Dentist mug.The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".
Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.
Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.
Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."
"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."
"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."
by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007
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A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Quite a nice little scam really....
by dean-a-thon September 14, 2005
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Get the decentish mug.A person (gender doesn't matter) who goes to the dentist for the most stupid/most silly reasons; someone who will go to a dentist to whiten their bi-yearly; their teeth are so bleached out/white that you can tell they are fake.
Kelly: Stephania, why are your mom's teeth so..white?
Stephania: 'Cuz she's a total dentist whore! She goes to the dentist every 3 months to get them bleached
Kelly: Well, I heard bleaching your teeth that often isn't too good.
Stephania: Well I'll tell her to lighten up and go annually/
Stephania: 'Cuz she's a total dentist whore! She goes to the dentist every 3 months to get them bleached
Kelly: Well, I heard bleaching your teeth that often isn't too good.
Stephania: Well I'll tell her to lighten up and go annually/
by melixxabirch April 8, 2006
Get the dentist whore mug.He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.
by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006
Get the backstreet dentist mug.Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
by GameBoy83 May 26, 2006
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