defactable

An unaccounted influence or circumstance witch contributes to an unwanted results

The condition of an object can come into question where time is defactable

by Raccoon of words November 5, 2018

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 18, 2008

Love Deactivates Reason

The axiom which states that though need and usually a set of reasons activate and fuel love, to satisfy one or both lover's needs, love—that unexplainably still unexplained phenomenon which in this era of perfection still makes the world go round—quickly deactivates reason.

The social scientist realized that love deactivates reason and submitted that new term to help everyone comprehend and track the seemingly mysterious but in reality, quasi-predictable steps love tends to take.

by but for October 25, 2017

deductible

A word black people manage to make sound like "dyuhdjucktible" Its proper usage is not defined, and can be dropped randomly whenever it feels right. "Youse about to pay a dyuhdjucktible.

HATS RIGHT I BACKED INTO YO CAR NYUKKA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOOOO?

You hit my car! are you blind?!?

YES I AAAAAM! SO?-

Wait, you're blind?

YES! BLIIIIND! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM DAT NYAAAAGAAAA?

Oh look what you did to dorothy... You better have insurance.

NYUGGA! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE, CAUSE YOUSE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

Stinkmeaner

by ackronyhm April 30, 2009

karma deductible

The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.

I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.

by 74Ty May 16, 2016

Fuck mode deactivate

When your done having sex with a girl and she leaves so you move some furniture back to the way it was before preferably couch closer to tv to play video games on

Yo man you tryna game ?

Yes
But the couch is still on Fuck mode !
Oh shit fuck mode deactivate

by Mrdancodered94 November 21, 2020

tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me

i hate tax deductible charity organizations

by frsky May 30, 2008