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deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.
"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"
by DanoNYC January 17, 2010
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Definition Declination Disorder

A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.
Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.
by CANNON-D October 28, 2010
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Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.
Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
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defloration

The act of a girl losing her virginity. It is a form of the work deflower. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.
Amy asked her older sister Sue to stay in the room during her defloration by Jimmy. She wanted Sue to hold her hand because she was afraid of the pain when he broke through her hymen.
by BRD November 22, 2004
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Noose Decoration

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.
by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010
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Deceleration

The process of taking all the disgusting celery out of your soup.
Eww, dude wtf?! Don't eat your soup without deceleration FFS!
by Retto Elbaroda February 18, 2021
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tree decoration

by dxenrms December 5, 2017
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