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Chronic Bitch Face

When a female has facial features that make her look like a bitch, when she might not be a bitch at all.
Tom: That chick looks like a BITCH

Randy: No she's actually really nice, she just has Chronic Bitch Face
by ChronicBitchFace September 11, 2011
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Chronic Dab Syndrome

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so
Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks
by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.
Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022
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Chronk

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.
Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.
by CatOnTheGrill March 6, 2014
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Carona

A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.
*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"
by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021
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chronicology

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.
by John and Ashton August 5, 2007
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chronic fatigue syndrome

Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.

CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."

Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012
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