clink

prison or jail

he spent the last few months in the clink

by thingfish August 4, 2003

Clinkage

When a person wins two or more medals at a sporting event. When hanging on the person's neck, the medals clink together.

Athlete 1: I got two silver medals today at my swim meet.

Athlete 2: Dude, you got clinkage! Nice!

by secretteller December 7, 2010

Clinky Swear

A variation on the pinky swear wherein the deal is sealed with the clink of two glasses rather than the traditional pinky finger clasp.

Done and done. Now let’s clinky swear on it. *clink* 🥂

by Steph&Ryan February 21, 2019

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

Colinkai

Colinkai is a really cool guy, and where ever he goes the girls can't deny. His smexy, succulent, sculpted lips make all the girls want to drool, and his HUGE, hearty, Hairless DONG makes all the girls want to bong. He's good in bed based on every girls head, and his silver tongue is like egg fu yung. He's attractive and handsome due to his enormous mansome, and his smarts and style make him too much to handle. His friendliness and charms are too good to be true which is what boys and girls always pursue, and If you have him don't ever let go, or else you are going to be called a big fat hoe!

Timothy: Is that THE COLINKAI?!
Joshua: Yea I think that is the Colinkai.

Timothy: OMG, Colinkai, you're my daddy!!!

by Nedia November 24, 2020

Clinkle

When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.

"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."

by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009