custom firmware

A modified version of a firmware ( for example on psp) to run homebrew, and custom boots, and text, and whatnot.
made by Dark_Alex a.k.a DAX.

Dude, i just got Custom firmware 3.03 oe-c yesterday!

by MushrumeHedd March 7, 2007

Custom Woodcraft

A once thriving residential building contractor in the mainline suburbs of Philadelphia which grew from hard work of many talented carpenters and through word of mouth became the go to builder for some of the more wealthy and influential residents of this area. Once well respected and known for its leadership and talented diverse crew and a Dominican guy and a washed up cokehead Eagles fan which excelled in high quality work until the late 2000’s when the long slow process of the changing of hands in ownership to the next generation quickly brought in new practices of betrayal, over charging, and a drug induced I don’t give a fuck mentality to old and new customers alike. Often robbing Peter to Pay Paul like techniques and the new norm in which paying sub contractors was optional, mostly months after billing if at all. There final years they got by on pure luck if even finishing a job at all. When the cloud of smoke settled the leader still was reported missing and on the run. (Probably getting high)The last known employees were seen withdrawing from a job site like American soldiers leaving the embassy in Vietnam in the final days trying not to be over run by subs, inspectors, and home owners.

All gave some , Some gave all

Forty years of hard work to build up Custom Woodcraft was all destroyed by a pill popping, spoiled dick who was handed everything and still failed.

Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.

Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.

Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.

by Fyou123 May 14, 2019

Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.

by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010

Caston

He's the boss of everyone and gets every girl he wants basically a god

ex: Wow! that guy is so popular an cool i bet he's caston

by caston123 February 17, 2021

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

custogynistic

adj. - company exhibiting hatred of customers

Use in a sentence:

Comcast keeps raising their rate and their service is terrible. They must be a custogynistic company.

by ogman July 13, 2020

Customer

An acronym that stands for “Completely Unreasonable Selfish Twit, Often Miserable and Ethically Reprehensible.”

While most often used to describe idiotic, self-entitled shoppers or other patrons, this swear word can be used to refer to anyone whose actions are born of a sense of entitlement and general lack of higher brain function.

Many customers are unaware that this word is an insult, and will proudly use it when referring to themselves and their so-called rights.

“I am a customer, I want what I want, and you don’t get to ask questions!”
“Wow, he started yelling at you because you wouldn’t have unprotected sex with a complete stranger? What a fucking customer.”
“He is such a customer if he thinks you can get an hour and a half of footage down to 15 minutes and still use ‘a lot’ of it.”

by Rampaging Hill Giant September 11, 2019