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The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

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The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.
Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.
by Sudo V November 1, 2018
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the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021
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Curseyehameha

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

A made-up "finishing move" used by internet lolcow Chris Chan, which he believes releases a blast of power that places a curse upon its victim(s). The move was inspired by the famed "Kamehameha" maneuver from Dragon Ball Z. The use of this move and his belief in its effectiveness play into Chris's delusions of godhood, and allows him to feel some sense of control over his world.
"Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many 'Curseyehamehas.'" -Chris Chan, on the use of his move.
by ThatArseClownInTheCorner February 27, 2019
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the Let's Play curse

A condition in which no matter how hard you practice at a game,once you record a Let's Play of it,you instantly start to suck at the game.
Chuggaconroy,who you may know from youtube,kept getting the Let's Play curse and refering to it in his Super Mario Sunshine LP.The Let's Play curse really sucks.
by ArmyN64 May 17, 2010
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moonlighting curse

When the will-they-won't-they couple on a TV show finally gets together... and it ruins the show. (Derived from the 1980's TV show Moonlighting, whose ratings declined to the point of cancellation after the main characters finally resolved their sexual tension)
"I really wish they'd just get together already!"

"As much as I want that to happen, I'd hate for the show to be ruined by the Moonlighting Curse."

"I guess you're right. The show won't be as much fun once the sexual tension is gone."
by TV Tropes January 12, 2014
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Cursed

As defined by the r/cursedimages mods: an image/video that causes confusion, eeriness or dread; or where the following questions are difficult/impossible to answer:

Who?: Only applies if there is someone in the image itself who the common person would not know the identity of. It does not apply to the question "Who did/made this?" since that applies to nearly every image.

What?: Either applies to "What is this?" if "Who?" does not apply, and always applies to "What is happening?" Even if you can tell what is happening, this question can be rhetorical if the situation is purely absurd in nature.

Why?: Applies to "Why is this happening?" or "Why did someone do this?" or "Why would any sane person do this?".

How?: Applies only if an action is being done or has been done in an image to wonder how it happens. If it can be reasoned as to why, this question does not count.

In a similar vein, cursed comments make you think: "What the hell did I just read?", "Why would anyone type this out?". They tend to be overly edgy comments.
Q: What are some ways to tackle suicidal thoughts?
A: Shotgun to the face.
Poster of the screenshot: Cursed suicide

Comment 1: 90% of koalas have chlamydia.
Comment 2: Oh fuck
by penishead2 December 23, 2020
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the jerma curse

A curse sometimes incurred by content creators (most notably Jerma) in which they go viral often but no one recognizes them, popular Jerma examples include The small enemy spider, the giant enemy spider, peep the horror, when the impostor is sus, etc.
Bro got the Jerma curse 💀💀💀
by Butters my Butthole™ February 16, 2022
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