Cuntedness

The quality or state of being a cunt.

Moley: "You really are a FILTHY. CUNT"
Garbs: "I am a FILTHY. CUNT. Your fault, you bring it out in me!"
Moley: "You bring your filthy cuntedness out of yourself".

by IAHryan December 18, 2010

CUNTWAD

what lily like to call me when i do not answer in under 5 minutes. according to dasha and ellie it is rude and mean to say, but that is ok with us.

lily : “KATE WHY ARE U NOT ANSWERING U CUNTWAD”

kate: “LILY STFU IT’S ONLY BEEN 15 MINUTES U SLUT

by cuntwad April 19, 2020

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

cuntweasel

when you have a weasel in your cunt

what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.

by dick vitale October 17, 2003

Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe

noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting

by kavorkaa January 14, 2014

cuntwad

Someone who sucks and makes you angry.

"He stole my food. Such a fucking cuntwad."

by skeet_chodey May 24, 2014

cunted

To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.

First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.

by radioartichoke April 20, 2009