cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

cuntpipe

One who sticks a straw in a woman's pussy and blows bubbles in the vaginal fluids.

Guy 1: Don't be a cuntpipe, man
Guy 2: But, It's so much fun

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Cuntitude

A trait that causes someone to act like a cunt.

I've met the people at my school that were the actual dickhead. As adults they're perfectuly normal people but I know they have just learned to conceal their inner cuntitude and if they needed to bust it out it's just simmering under the surface.

by SipsIsDaddy February 22, 2021

Cuntpathy

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.

“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie

by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022

Cuntitis

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013

Cuntitioner

Offensive, noun. Operator of cunts (vaginas, female genitalia).

That Dan is a right Cuntitioner!

by kertova December 16, 2010

Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015