Cuntpathy

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.

“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie

by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022

cuntweasel

when you have a weasel in your cunt

what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.

by dick vitale October 17, 2003

cuntears

1. Someone who is fucked in the head.
2. Cauliflower ears.

1. Get yourself a beer cuntears
2. You can tell that guy used to box by his cuntears.

by Duck Solid February 15, 2004

Cuntreat

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntplaining

It's used by women (mostly) who complain in a snide, bitchy, nasty manner, usually directed at men.

The female vehicle owner breaks down whilst driving her car to work, her car is towed to an authorised mechanic. The mechanic is polite and tries to explain that she has "cooked" her motor and that regular maintenance wasn't adhered to. She complains that she doesn't understand and acts like a nasty bitch to the person trying to help. She is Cuntplaining

by Exavia11 September 12, 2016

cuntbeast

A person who resembles an unusually large vagina. Usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person.

"Dude, Chris Olfers is a total cuntbeast!"
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."

by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

Cuntceanera

Cuntseanera (KUNT-sen-YETTA)- This is a derivative of the Spanish word "Quinceanera", pronounced (Keen-sen-Yetta) in which a girl of age 15 becomes a woman. It is a giant party much like a Bahtmitzvah. A CUNTSEANERA is a figurative party for the worlds biggest bitch, or CUNT.

girl 1: "Lupe has been a total bitch lately."
girl 2: "I guess she has been getting ready for her CUNTceanera!"

by Allumni October 9, 2005