Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntigan

A cooligan who exhibits cunty-like characteristics. A cooligan is a cool hooligan, therefore a cunty cooligan is defined as a cuntigan.

The Cuntfield Cuntigans spread havoc across the inner south-eastern suburbs of Melbourne on New Years Day 2005. Their hooliganistic behaviour may have been considered cool by some but overall overshadowed by general mob-rule cuntiness.

by Cuzmeister October 20, 2008

Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award

Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntish

Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)

Harnk's insults became increasingly cuntish as the days dragged on, I really wish he would die.

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Cuntism

Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.

It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.

"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."

"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."

by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014

Cuntisaurus Rex

Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.

Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.

Summary: A large cunt

Stop being a cuntisaurus rex and get the fuck out.

by duetobe February 6, 2010