by GlazeHer March 14, 2017
Get the cross cuntry mug.(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.
Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.
by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015
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-The Canadian Province Of Quebec Is A Cuntry hense it is full of cunts, more specificaly quebecunts.
by Karlbang October 10, 2005
Get the cuntry mug.a nice way of saying, "hey your a dirty tramp & i hate you", but do you like my happy tone and ear to ear smile while saying it?
Gertrude:: Hey Beth its been along time you fucking cuntaroo.
(Beth has been having an ongoing affair with Gertrudes husband for 73 years. Gertrude knows.)
(Beth has been having an ongoing affair with Gertrudes husband for 73 years. Gertrude knows.)
by bitcharoni October 23, 2007
Get the cuntaroo mug.Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
Get the cuntry boner mug.Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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