cumshark

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public

Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus

by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

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cumselfie

A picture taken by the person in the photo where they have cum on their face.

Dude 1: "Did you see Jane's cumselfie?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. I love the way the light glistens on the cum dripping off her nose and chin."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

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A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.

That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?

by Her partner in pleasure March 18, 2009

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Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

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