nose comps

free cocaine at a party

I was very excited to go to A/V and then once I got there someone hooked me up with nose comps.

by GuBostonDubs January 4, 2017

cumpig

A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.

The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.

by cuntmouth July 29, 2006

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning

I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

chumpsicle

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft

"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"

by rizkid June 22, 2008

Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020