cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

cump

Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.

Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.

by /biz/4444 January 8, 2020

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs March 5, 2011

Cumping

To use spicy memes to stay relevent

A lot of youtubers are cumping these days

by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016

Cumped

The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.

"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."

by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014

cump

(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex

Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR1 June 19, 2011

cump

to produce fecal matter that consists of seamen after the subject has undergone anal intercourse

Man, Wendy will never forget that night she cumped out my load,I suppose it was pretty hard to wipe afterward.

by Aus10 July 5, 2006