Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007

Cump

An apparatus for holding male ejaculation

I went to donate sperm, and the nurse handed me a cump for my man juice

by D. Bud September 1, 2016

cump

If you don't wipe your bum for a week you get a build up of cump

Poo for a week without wiping and after this time you get a little collection of cump starting to gather

by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012

Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster

1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.

by Cump69 July 26, 2019

cump

a large amount of cum on the ground.

i left cump on the ground after i beat my cock in the bathroom

by domainian limbo August 20, 2019

cump

what the fuk

i cumped on your little sister, loser!!!

by cumper July 5, 2020

Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them

Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*

by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020