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camouflage

A gay man/women that is married with wife and children.

A person that is married to or dating the opposite sex to mask the fact that they're gay.
Stephen's camouflage allowed him to go unnoticed at the country club.
by Scott Campbell July 29, 2008
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camoflagery

That tree has camoflagery
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Canoflage

Something used to hide the fact the you are holding a can of beer in your hand.
Juanna's father couldnt see the can of beer in my hand because i was using flowers as canoflage to hide it
by cheekiemonkie12345 October 8, 2009
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chemoflage

1. Verb. To downplay the side effects of chemotherapy.
2. Verb. To hide or disguise the effects of chemotherapy, .ie. with wigs, makeup, etc
1. Dr. Johnson chemoflaged her discussion with Mark, who then chose to pursue aggressive chemotherapy without a clear understanding of what he would face.
2. Maxine takes longer to get ready now that she has to chemoflage every morning.
by SLO Doc March 30, 2015
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Cumflakes

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.
I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.
by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016
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Camouflage snuggly

A typical snuggly with pockets, floor length, Camouflage in color.
I wish I had a new Camouflage snuggly.
by Bubba Duke November 13, 2016
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Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
by Oranjes May 4, 2013
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