cummistry

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.

Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.

by pentozali August 29, 2014

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Cumbustion

When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion

Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man

by testicle juice October 2, 2020

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Cumbist • cumbust • cumbuster • cubist • Cumbustion • cumblister • CUMSISTANCE • Cubist Period • Cubist Phase • Cumbasted

CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

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The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.

Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.

by Ostronius March 11, 2023

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Cubist Period

When Picasso painted all these random people made of cubes.

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When a woman's period comes out like chunks of ham from a soup.

Picasso's Friend: "Damn Picasso, why can't you paint people like normal? I hope they invent high-quality photographs soon."

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Picasso: "Damn Wife, your cubic menstruations have inspired me to paint incorrect pictures of people."

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German Man: "Damn Wife, I thought your sheizer was tasty, but this soup is the best!"

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Woman: "Damn I thought that soup was good, but whatever is coming out of my twat is downright fabulous."

by scorpionmintred March 23, 2004

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