cumritos

When your lonely and cum and cum in a bag of Mountain Dew and doritos

Jerry that bitch he ate his own cumritos.

by Pussysmasher69420 February 1, 2018

cumrag

A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.

Joe is such a cumrag.

by John Durker August 16, 2003

Cumfight

To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.

"hey im going to go on a instant messiging program and challenge people to a cumfight!"

by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009

cumrag

See also: maxi

We need another cumrag now that maxi's done the rounds

by Stu March 16, 2003

cutright

to live the life of a biker and to live with a smelly man

hey man cutright rooms stinks.
yeah man it when 2 stink cloud mix to make a stink hurrican

by ask ur mom24 November 16, 2009

cumlight

The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎

"I cumlight my room, for my babe yesterday, she as blind as a bat now" "dude, wtf"

by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016

cumjiggles

That awesome weak in the knees feeling you get after having furious sex with your sexual soulmate.

Yo! Me and my girl just had crazy hot sex in the back seat of her car and I almost fell over when I stepped out!!!
Crasy case of the cumjiggles.

by great white106 October 23, 2017