a description of something that will make you cum easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). It comes from the word fantastic.
by fewofhewoghfwiei June 18, 2011
Get the Cumtastic mug.Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.
1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?
2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.
2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.
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I thought it was an old witches implement for the application of entheogenic pastes to the semi-permeable membranes inside the cunt.
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Get the Cumtastic mug.When someone or something is both fantastic and delicious or fantastic and orgasmic. Cumtastic! Can quite literally be used during any conversation, but I find I use it the most when trying to emphasize how good food is or how delicious someone looks or makes me feel.
1; Did you see how good Morgan looked today? Mmm very cumtastic!
2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.
3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.
2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.
3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.
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A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
The Melvn: Hey, check out that cougar standing by the bar.
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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