Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Cumphobia

The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.

"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumpkin

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009