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Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair and crap, hair and lint all clumped together fall on the floor while wiping.
dude, I went to take a crap and there was grundle crumbs all over the seat.
by Hak44 August 23, 2009
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Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.
Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!
by 1234509876 October 26, 2010
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Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.
I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.
by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007
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crumb nigga

a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.
if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga
by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013
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Crumclutz

A badass who usually ends up making things worse for his comrades.

A man who has terrible coordination, but seems to have a good amount of common sense.
Stupid McButtface: "uhh, sir why is the self destruct sequence activating?"

Joe: (yelling) "CRUMCLUTZ!!!"
by Chief 117 September 24, 2010
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dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.
Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!
by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008
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them crumblies

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.
*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies
by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010
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