Kryptonian

Groups of people who eat only Kryptonite for Dinner.

Z:I'm a Kryptonian!

M:You eat Kypton for Dinner?

Z:....Huh?

by Xildra February 19, 2009

kryptonianjizz

Jizz that when placed on a splattered corpse, recompiles it into a person.

Clark: "Don't worry Lois, if I miss you, I'll just kryptonianjizz on your splatter and you'll be good!"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"

by lurel January 1, 2012

Kryptonian

Slang/ - A term used primarily by black men amongst each other to describe black women.

The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.

So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)

However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.

Person 1 - "Hey, I heard Mark's wife was arguing with im in public again."

Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"

by EZRHINO March 24, 2017

cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage

That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.

by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021

cryptonaughts

Cryptonaughts - a group of immature drug addicts with an eye for buying high and selling low.
Formally known as Vapes bitches, now make millions on selling premium and cocaine on discord

-Hey are you a cryptonaughts?
-Yeah man, greatest community of turds out there

by Jaguare March 31, 2021