An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.
by kvon22 August 11, 2011
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by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011
Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.
by Randomdudefromclb April 14, 2021
The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022
A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 09, 2012