A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 09, 2012
Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
by Anonmommy February 01, 2021
Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.
by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023
by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
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by x11poco March 15, 2021