cryptocuck

A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.

Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!

John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.

by Spicyspicymeatball123 November 26, 2021

Cryptozoology

The study of hidden animals. Animals that may or may not be real but some people believe in them because they have either seen them, or they believe evidence of their existance.

Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabras

by Jonathan V. December 14, 2004

Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.

Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.

by Semi-True October 28, 2017

CRYPTORK

Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!

CRYPTORK is someone whos always in search for the TRUTH.

by IndivisuaLize April 6, 2010

cryptofantasist

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.

"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"

by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

crypto-lesbian

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.

Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Respect my crypn

Typically means to respect someone's shit, mainly for Crips. It's similar to tell someone fuck off or hey stop it can you respect me aight?

Kid #1: "Aye bro?"

Kid #2: "Yah bro you aight?"

Kid #1: "Aw nuthin just saying hi but I'm good except for my annoying twat Mom. She be fucking with me taking all my shit!"

Kid #2: "Oh speaking of moms my Mom ain't respecting my crypn. My mom tried to take away my xbox. I told that bitch that I bought that xbox with my money then I told that bitch to respect my crypn!.........Oh yeah and I called her an igger"

Kid #2: "You mean Nigger?"

Kid #1: "No I said igger, Nigger. Respect my crypn BITCH!"

by CloutNibba January 20, 2019