Golden-crusted blowjob

A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob

Did you hear how wild Stacey after she gave Jake a golden-crusted blowjob last night?

by Donkeydiddler December 31, 2017

crufter

An ugly person, i.e. a dog.
Derivation: Crufts dog show, UK.

Northern British English

"Her boyfriend's a right crufter."

by Sheffield January 28, 2007

Crusted

To get crusted is to get very high through the process of smoking Marijuana.

I am so crusted right now.
I am too crusted to move.
Would you like to get crusted tomorrow night?

by GThane August 18, 2010

crute

A combination between "cute" and "creepy"

A: "look, I got Samara halloween costume"
B: "wow, you look so crute"

by Dan Sparkle February 22, 2014

crunted

an internet hero....high quality troll

crunted is a fuckin fuck. Do you know his phone number

by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006

Cruster

An older person, typically over 50, who tries to hang out with a much younger crowd, often dressing and acting like they were in high school again.

We went to go dancing Saturday night, but there were too many "crusters" on the dance floor, so we left.

by California Dreaming February 4, 2010

Cruster

Those crusty toenails you find on your nans feet.

My nan has many crusters

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019