What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.
by beakasdf July 25, 2010
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A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola June 15, 2007
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My mother thinks I'll be an awful clutcher, because I spill things from stirring them to quickly. -Kate Nash
by Chel-say November 3, 2011
Get the Clutcher mug.1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
by Light Joker January 1, 2007
Get the number cruncher mug.Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
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Get the Kiddy Cruncher mug.When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.
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