When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)
He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"
by fritz69 May 29, 2007
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Used to describe a shitty act, event or situation, etc...
Used to describe a shitty act, event or situation, etc...
ME: "Yo, I met this blazin' chick who sucks a mean dick, but she spits, she doesn't swallow"
YOU: "Oh man, that's such chutness"
YOU: "Oh man, that's such chutness"
by Chuts from D-town January 14, 2006
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"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"
"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."
"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"
"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."
"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"
by dayglogirl April 20, 2010
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Stumbled into the Ozric Tenticles tent, tripped over a dog on a string and had mexican mushrooms shoved up my jumper by a unwashed hippy. I love the smell of crusties in the summer.
by Crikeymiles August 7, 2006
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James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.
by Big Foot Goes South August 7, 2017
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