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Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
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car cruising

Driving round in your car with friends listening to loud music . Very common in small towns in Northern Ireland. Rather pointless apart from a waste of time when the pubs are closed or when the local garage is all out of buckfast. Common in newly-qualified drivers or "those annoyin kids with their R plates"
Going out "for a drive" and passing the same place at least ten times while "checking the talent". Car cruising is a good way 2 waste time.
by funkyirishlad June 26, 2006
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Tom Cruising

A verb used to describe a situation when a homosexual male, who also happens to be "in the closet", begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a homosexual. Usually, when a man is Tom Cruising, everyone already knows that he's gay, except for him.

The origin of the term comes from Tom Cruise, who was criticized about his sexuality and soon afterward married Katie Holmes. Many people still believed he was homosexual though, and the phrase was born.
by Zamxus March 16, 2011
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Crushing

A verb used to describe someone being very attracted to someone else. When someone has a crush on someone, they would be described as "crushing on him/her"
Ben: Hey, Sean. What's up?
Sean: Oh my god, I'm totally crushing right now.

or

Ben: Wow, Sean, that girl Julia over there looks pretty hot.
Sean: Yeah, I think I've developed a crush on her.
Ben: So you're crushing on Julia?
Sean: I suppose you could say that. Yes, I am crushing on Julia.
by Ben Harris May 1, 2006
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boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010
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Cruing

When you brutally fuck up the spelling of crying.
Sophie typed cruing when she really meant crying... What an idiot.
by BubbaFleefer July 24, 2019
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dream crushing

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"
by coogan April 18, 2008
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