Crunky

A very annoying person that is younger and less dominant than you.

Go away you little crunky

by Harvey McDonaldo January 10, 2024

Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 13, 2021

Crunky

Makes one joyous to the point of being primal, and without reason or control.

That cat video made me so crunky.

by Pokotho March 29, 2024

Crunky

Non-American Wockhardt

I sip crunky

by yuhhh673 June 08, 2022

Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 27, 2021

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 04, 2010