Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 26, 2021

Crunky

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

by Molly._._ April 13, 2020

Crunky

crunky ass nigga yoooo niggers

dayum these crunky ass niggas be fillin braah

by anonymous June 15, 2022

crunky

weird, funky, musty, odd

Your mom is crunky because she looks like a bald headed hoe.

by paigeiscrunky January 9, 2022

Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 12, 2021

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Crunky

Non-American Wockhardt

I sip crunky

by yuhhh673 June 8, 2022