indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.

I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect

by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004