Chrissy crumple

A game on roblox / what stranger things fans use to say: vecina killing Chrissy.
Hey wanna play Chrissy crumple
by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022
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cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her
1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009
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crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.
crumple
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verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
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Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!
by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024
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the crumple zone

The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.
the crumple zone reminded Larry of waves on his vacation
by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016
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crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
by myrmadon December 14, 2011
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