crumpitt

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

cramping my style

when somebody is just in the way of your stylistic expression of freshness; the individual is putting a damper on the mood

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are cramping my style.

by michael james coon May 4, 2007

crumpit

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

crimping

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....

The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

by chris pert January 11, 2008

Chumpinger

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006