Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

cumkin

a napkin used in maturbation which is covered in cum

Ilsa wouldn't come over so Jimmy had to masturbate with a cumkin.

by justo effe August 5, 2007

crunkin

It means to be very cool, crazy, fuckin great, awesome or it can be substituted as "hell yeah".

"Man I went to a crunkin party last night...fun shit"
"Thats crunkin fo sho"

by Tigga July 2, 2003

chumkini

Making a bikini out of food on your own body and then inviting your dog to lick it off. Special attention needs to be paid to the sexual organs

SW thought his Aussie bird was really into him until he came home early one night and found her on the sofa with Fido feasting on her chumkini

by Henry Herbert the Second February 4, 2010

Crumlin

To stay in your bed after a heavy night of drinking.

"Hey Ian, What did you do today?

"I ate cheetos in my bed all day"

"Damn son, You're fuckin Crumlin

by Crumlin Cock. December 12, 2009

Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013