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When you crap and cum at the same time.
Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.
Crum by Willaskin January 1, 2024
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Just Cum with an “R”
Oh myI’m gunna crum!”
Crum by BootyWatts November 20, 2025

Crum Scum 

An individual who steals the last crum of food off a plate but doesn't have the moral sense to ask if any one else would like the last piece.
You took the last piece of pizza you crum scum
Crum Scum by blashada September 6, 2012

crum creek 

a stream in Delaware commonly mispronounced as "cum creek"
mom! look! cum creek!

mom: what did you say?

dad: son, ill have to kick your ass for that.

son: sorry i meant crum creek.
crum creek by han377 October 26, 2008

Crum Dick 

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
A ho-bo, loser, idiot, fool and is completely and uterly stupid in everything that they do!!!!!!!!!
Crum Bum by Cat March 12, 2003