ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 22, 2003

crouton

a thing to call people if they are being stupid

Billy is an incompetent crouton.

by DoYouKnowDeWey? January 13, 2018

Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.

We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church

by Teemer November 15, 2004

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.

person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton

by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019

Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.

You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton

by CroutonKing March 1, 2011

Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.

Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.

by Darren McWilliam February 29, 2008