crouse

(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.

He's been crousing spastically for months now.

by birtweiser September 2, 2005

croser

the embodiment of uwu and top owo streamer.

"OMG have you heard of the streamer Croser?" "No?" "Well you should! He's the UWU king!"

by ClassiestDragon July 31, 2019

crosser

That motha fukin slow ass driver in front of you who makes you miss a light because he crosses the white line slowly to make a left turn instead of scooting into the left turn lane while maintaining his speed. While you were slowing down to not ram his ass the light turns to yellow and you have to stop. Usually associated with minivans, old people, or out of state license plates.

That damn crosser caused me to miss my light. Utah, typical.

by darksyde December 24, 2005

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

by Ingham February 11, 2005

Couser

A person that's acne looks similar to the food couscous.

Man, that girl was such a Couser!

by The Couser October 18, 2011

Crowser

an annoying person that thinks that they are cool with everyone when infact they are not.

Fucking crowser stop doing that shit and go away.

by ElReydeLosChingones July 18, 2009

biddle crosser

a person that crosses Biddle Avenue in Wyandotte, MI

Guy 1: "Did you see him cross that street?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! What a biddle crosser"

by mpee July 6, 2011