crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

Crotchpiece

1. One who engages in repetitive acts of foolishness. 2. One who tries too hard to fit into rapidly changing fads or styles.

The guy at the movies is such a crotchpiece. He acts like he is from the ghetto, but he is really a rich white kid.

by Michael Bukkake January 11, 2008

Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

crotchsicle

The new slang for a tampon.

She went to the store to get crotchsicles because it was that time of the month

by Playground Monitor August 15, 2017

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018