Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.

Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.

by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010

Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003