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Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.
Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.
by ilililililil August 16, 2008
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crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
Drive faster you crotchety old lady!
by crazyaly July 1, 2005
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crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.
a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.
by Zech May 24, 2004
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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Crotchular

Apparel that places emphasis on the groin region.

Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.
'These pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'

'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'
by Nevo June 17, 2008
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crotchless panty

A panty(normally womans) that is missing the crotch area with the pussy is located
Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.
by weinthecrib13 November 15, 2007
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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